I’m working on a theory (not an advanced theory, really more just one basic thought.) It starts out with some of the dudes in my life being mildly atwitter when both Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel returned to the land of single ladies this past year.

Guess whose boyfriend really loves voluptuous brunettes even though his girlfriend is a decidedly non-voluptuous blonde?

So my theory is that since the universe went ahead and gave back Jack White in 2011, it might go ahead and even up the score by declaring Johnny Depp also a single man?

So there’s my grand theory/basic thought… and now that I had to do some google stuff to find these two pictures to post, I feel a good deal worse about this suggestion that the universe return Johnny Depp to the cosmic pool. Both the males in my theory have kids, and I guess Johnny Depp is definitely old enough to be my dad… so, maybe he and that pretty lady will work it out, but People magazine is just not giving me very much hope, not that they deal and trade in hope, but you know.

Anyway… that’s it. Sometimes I think too much about celebrities and I’m definitely ashamed of it, but, yeah… obviously not that ashamed.