Today during the first yoga class I’ve taken in several years, the teacher kept saying “great modifications, guys.” Which was clearly her way of saying, “you girl, in the green shirt, you are doing this pose so horrifyingly wrong that I have to say something, but I don’t want to make you feel bad.”
I also sweated profusely. Oh yoga.
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I also felt as if she was addressing me directly when she said that. If that wasn’t even a “hot” class today… then I need to purchase more black spandex clothing… I would also like to avoid any classes that involve excessive use of the “Happy Baby Pose”.. Don’t quit. (-_-)