I just gave my new coworker a ride home. Because I have verbal diarrhea lately, I told her a story about how my dog took a spite shit* in my living room the other day. After I dropped her off, I noticed there was a paper towel laying on my console with a solitary chocolate chip left over from my breakfast stuck to it. It looked like a small piece of dog shit and now I really need to know if she noticed it.

*A shit, taken indoors, out of spite. In this case because I accidentally locked him out of the bedroom overnight while the rest of the family slept soundly.